Cant Stop Laughing

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Jayalalitha are travelling in a
train.

The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely
dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap. The train comes
out of the tunnel.

Jayalalitha and Vajpayee are sitting there
looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red
from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.

Jayalalitha is thinking: -These Pakistanis are all crazy
after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very
proper that she slapped him.

Madhuri is thinking: -Musharaf must
have moved to kiss me, and kissed Jayalalitha instead and got
slapped.

Musharraf is thinking: -Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried
to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.

Vajpayee is
thinking: -If this train goes through another tunnel,I could make
another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again