Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Sardar Jokes
Joke 1
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”
Joke 2
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child
Joke 3
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Joke 4
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Joke 5
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following
me.
Joke 6
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20Rs back.!
Joke 7
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”
Joke 2
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I m seeing how i look while sleeping.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child
Joke 3
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Joke 4
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Joke 5
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following
me.
Joke 6
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20Rs back.!
Joke 7
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
How to Hack website
You can hack any website its very simple.First choose a website or blog that you wish to hack and allow it load completely.
Then place the follwing code on the address bar and press enter.
javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true';document.designMode = 'on'; void 0
thats all you have hacked that website .now you can make any changes in that page as you like.but these are changes only in the local(client) machine .nothing happens to the actual page.by this technique you can make your friends fool
Then place the follwing code on the address bar and press enter.
javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true';document.designMode = 'on'; void 0
thats all you have hacked that website .now you can make any changes in that page as you like.but these are changes only in the local(client) machine .nothing happens to the actual page.by this technique you can make your friends fool
Monday, February 16, 2009
നമസ്കാരംThe Perseids (pronounced /ˈpɜrsiː.ɨdz/ us dict: pûr′·sē·ĭdz) are a prolific meteor shower associated with the comet Swift-Tuttle. The Perseids are so called because the point they appear to come from, called the radiant, lies in the constellation Perseus. Meteor showers occur when Earth moves through a meteor stream. The stream in this case is called the Perseid cloud and it stretches along the orbit of the Comet Swift-Tuttle. The cloud consists of particles ejected by the comet as it passes by the Sun. Most of the dust in the cloud today is approximately a thousand years old. However, there is also a relatively young filament of dust in the stream that was pulled off the comet in 1862. The rate of meteors originating from this filament is much higher than for the older part of the stream.